19. Back in the Flesh

“Your Majesty,” Merlin said as he walked into the great hall of Camelot. “Merv, my churl!” King Arthur greeted the enchanter. “You’re back! What news have you for me from the east?” “Your Majesty,” Merlin greeted as he knelt. “It’s bad out there. Avoid the east at all costs. The Saxons are dropping like flies.… Continue reading 19. Back in the Flesh

20. Words of Persuasion

“What can we do, o’ great Merlin!” Sir Robyn asked in a panic. “Wash yourselves often,” Merlin said. “In the rivers. And tell the peasants to do so too. And not just their bodies but their bedding and clothes as well. Often. I can’t stress that enough. Oh, and burn anything flea-infested.” Merlin turned to… Continue reading 20. Words of Persuasion

21. Lies and Deceit

Sir Lanceor and his lady, Lady Colombe continued down the path toward King Rience’s castle, following Sir Balin’s tracks. Sir Lanceor’s halfling attendant, Truonq, trailed behind so as to afford the couple some privacy. He grumbled to himself softly behind the knight and the lady as they flirted with one another, giggling playfully as they rode… Continue reading 21. Lies and Deceit

22. Heady

Lady Viviane’s head floated about the great hall of the castle as Merlin rocked backwards in his oak chair and sipped wine out of a crystal glass. “So, I think I’ve figured out who you are,” Lady Viviane said. “Go for it,” Merlin replied. “Humour me.” “You’re the second coming of Jesus, our lord and… Continue reading 22. Heady

23. Sweet Sap

As Sir Balin continued north on the highway on foot, he was soon caught up to by Sir Lanceor and his maiden, Lady Colombe. They were seated upon the same horse. “Halt, criminal!” Sir Lanceor shouted at Sir Balin’s back. Sir Balin sighed, then turned about to face the both of them. Behind them, Sir Lanceor’s… Continue reading 23. Sweet Sap

24. Ketchup

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25. Murder Most Fowl

“Boyo,” Merlin said to Sir Balin. “You have any idea who you just killed?” The knight cleared his throat. “Well, you see,” Sir Balin began. “Sir Lanceor kind of accidentally killed himself, and then Lady Colombe sort of not so accidentally killed herself…” “And who was the last person to have hurt her?” “Who?” Sir… Continue reading 25. Murder Most Fowl

26. Club Sandwich

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